It’s not wet, it’s an eruption

By Baobao (prcbaobaoathotmail)

It was only six o’clock Beijing time in the morning, I woke up from dreams, could not force myself back to dream again, then I realized that it was my last Saturday for this summer vacation, remembered the meeting out together with a good friend later this morning, I decided to do some cleaning for my apartment before I leave. It took me quite a while to get it done. Sweated but relaxed I felt, then went to take a shower. I like the feeling when taking the shower, my thick and straight black long hair smoothly down along my smooth skin, using the shampoo with the flavor that I love, massaged my head which made me feeling wonderful. I remember each time I got a bit headache, I rushed into the hot shower, then the headache faded away mostly of the time. It’s always my peaceful and joyful time of a day, it belongs to me, and only me, never ever got anyone to share it since over five years.

Thinking about the four pairs of new leather boots that I bought a few days ago, yeah, I got two more boots pants, two short skirts to match them for the coming autumn and winter, smiling came to my face, I could feel it. Yeah, I love leather, leather boots, leather jackets, and leather pants and leather gloves in cold seasons. How many pairs of leather boots have I ever had? I don’t know, threw some used ones away, still around 6 or 7 cool boots there excluding the virgin ones that I newly got. But I need to add something new... Wow, it’s too early to think about that, it’s still burning hot outside now in Beijing.

“tchiiiiiiiiii…….” The steam-engined sound entered my ears, opened my eyes, “What’s that? No, it’s not a tap, it’s more like a two meter long snake, waving it’s body, shooting the cool water from its mouth aiming to me. Thanks God, I just almost finished my hair washing, what should I do? I tried but failed to stop its mouth from shooting the tap water, put on a mini top and a tight snow white mini shorts, rushed to the biggest tap which controlling the water by trying to stop it, failed, and rushed to get the aid number of my community, without success, I rushed out to the property office nearby to get help, couple of men stared at me surprisingly, then I realized that I was like a fresh fish out of the sea, shower water kept flowing down from my hair till my toes, and I had to reach out my left hand to hold back the waist of my shorts keeping it from falling down, coz I had nothing under it...

Jesus Christ! I just figured it out that I had to tell my friend that I had to cancel the meeting together. “Ok,so,it doesn’t have a hard time getting wet;-)”My friend teased me, “No, it’s not wet, it’s an eruption.”...